Monday, December 08, 2008

Is that a booger or an alien?

Kindergarten is not for me. I mean, of course I will take a subbing job in K, but don't know if I could do it if I was offered a f/t position. I am not sing-songy and lack the ability to be Miss Lippy goofy.

I really do think certain teachers are meant for certain grades. I am meant for 4th through 6th. Period.

Ohhhhh boy, five year olds. They cannot contain themselves. Even if they try their hardest they have to wiggle. And, the tattling. For God's sake! "Teacher, his foot is in my square," "Teacher, she touched me," "Teacher, he said my drawing is stupid."

Then, the sneeze happened. One of the boys sneezed super hard, covered his entire face and when I told him I would get a tissue for him, he removed his hand to what I thought was an alien. It was the largest slime ball ever...he gave birth to an alien through his nostril. I have really never seen anything like it in my life.

1 comment:

Miss Snix said...

LOL Sounds like you had an interesting day! I love the little ones, but you do have to be very . . . tolerating of them at times :)